I have decided to write a list of things I hate. Just because I'm nice and positive like that.

1. I hate it when you go a whole year in a class without being taught a single thing and therefore you have to teach it to yourself before the exam.
2. I hate when people type a comment which disagrees with something, and then they just get bombarded with "YOU ARE A FUCKING COCK" and "you don't deserve to live" etc. etc. It's pathetic.
3. I hate when voice actors are changed.
4. I hate when every single item of clothing that you like doesn't fit over your fat arse/shoulders/stomach/body in general.
5. I hate when people leave toast crumbs in the butter. It's not that fucking difficult to just wipe them off the knife. I do it to make it more pleasant for everyone else, so why can't they do it for me?
6. I hate the fact that alcohol makes me need to pee every 5 minutes.
7. I hate that I am procrastinating right now.
8. I hate that I procrastinate all the time.
9. I hate when people achieve something extremely difficult and then they get themselves into the mentality that "If I could do it, then everyone else should be able to as well!" News flash, it's not that fucking easy.
10. I hate the fact that I forgot everything which I stored in my mind to write on my list of things I hate.
11. I hate Noel Edmunds. And Lloyd Grossman. And Gillian McKeith. And Woody Allen.
12. I hate when people tell me to calm down.
13. I hate that I can't learn from my mistakes.
14. I hate that I am tired all of the time.

15. I HATE JOHN, AND HIS FUCKING GOSPEL.

I'll write more hateful things later. I've got to go and... cry or something. Because I'm going to fail this exam. Because I haven't been taught any of the material for the past year. And I have 4 days.

16. I hate when ginger nuts are put in the same tin as all the other biscuits so that everything tastes of ginger nuts because...
17. I FUCKING HATE GINGER NUTS.
18. I hate when my dad eats all the Lea & Perrins shortly after I discover just how amazing it is on cheese on toast.
19. I hate the fact that I can't rollerblade any faster than about 1 mph without falling over.
20. I hate the fact that all the clothes I want don't actually seem to exist.
21. I hate when people put things like "young enough for so and so, too old for so and so" in their age section and it's like STFU THAT MAKES NO SENSE EITHER PUT YOUR AGE OR DON'T PUT ANYTHING AT ALL.
22. I hate it when in cartoons or TV shows it's like "QUICK THIS IS URGENT WE MUST DO THIS THERE IS NO TIME TO LOSE" and then they spend the next 5 hours just standing around talking about how urgent what they have to do is instead of actually doing it.
23. I hate when something like a drawing or painting technique looks really easy/fun and when you actually try it it is HORRIBLE.
24. I hate when you have a dream about something amazing like "OH MY GOD I GOT FULL MARKS FOR MY ART COURSEWORK" and then you wake up and it is all a LIE.
25. I hate that yet again I have forgotten what I was going to write in here.
26. I hate the fact that at gigs if guys need to piss they can go in a bottle or a cup but WE CAN'T.
27. I also hate, however, that said guys feel it necessary to throw it all over you once they've done it.
28. I hate especially when they do that while you are speaking or singing so you get it in your fucking mouth.
29. I hate when someone is like "I HAVE AN IDEA" and then they say the most obvious thing in the world and it's like "I AM NOT STUPID I DID NOT NEED YOU TO TELL ME THAT."
30. I hate when you are upset about something and someone is like "you have no right to be upset about that because there are other people who have it worse off than you" and it's like....I'm sorry.... but I don't care. I mean, I'm not being selfish or anything, but ... it's not going to make me suddenly never be upset about anything ever again.